Viagra-style ice cream to go on sale at Selfridges

I don't know where to begin with this one. Oh wait, yes I do: "I'll try one!" - sj

Pop-up boutique The Icecreamists will serve The Sex Pistol - an ice cream cocktail packed with libido-boosting ingredients and served with La Fee Absinthe

The London Paper
by: Serena Kutchinsky
August 10th, 2009

Forget traditional vanilla. Londoners will be able to treat themselves to a new “vice cream” in autumn when pop-up ice cream boutique, The Icreamists opens in Selfridges.

Entitled The Sex Pistol, this bespoke creation is served as an ice cream cocktail and is packed with libido-boosting ingredients such as ginkgo, biloba, arginine and guarana. It’s served with a shot of the highly intoxicating La Fee Absinthe and is guaranteed to get your blood pumping. Customers are limited to one serving per person.

Matt O’Connor, founder of The Icecreamists, says: “This is the perfect après shopping treat. Just one Sex Pistol will leave you feeling energised and confident – but please, don’t pester the staff!”

The Sex Pistol costs £11.99 and is available to customers aged 18 and over.

From 10 September, Selfridges shoppers will be able to indulge in more guilty pleasures when The Icecreamist boutique opens in the department store’s basement. It’s open daily until 1 November and will serve cryogenic cocktails frozen at -196°C, pure frozen yogurts and an array of artisan ice cream flavours.

click here for the icecreamist's crazy-ass website! - sj

Man dies after Viagra-fuelled 12-hour orgy; it was a bet!

The British paper ‘The Sun’ has released details about a man who died after taking one too many of those little ‘blue bombers’.

Sergey Tuganov was bet $4300 US dollars that he could not satisfy two women completely. The former mechanic took the challenge happily, downing an entire bottle of Viagra, to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with the two women.

Tuganov won the bet and the women admitted defeat, declaring the man the winner. But the victory was short lived, as he collapsed, and was pronounced dead on the scene when paramedics arrived.

The women admitted to betting Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn't be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon, according to the London Sun.

"We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," one of the women said.