Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts

Thursday, April 15, 2010

"we don't want out government doing ANYthing for us!" *

*actual quote from a libertarian at a Glenn Beck rally earlier this year. some poor soul said the same exact thing at a tea party rally earlier today.

see earlier cx3 post for a 1 minute clip of "Somalia: Libertarian Paradise!"

Friday, September 4, 2009

Using only Glenn Beck's own words, Glenn beck lies.

This is great folks. Even Glenn Becks followers MUST take pause after watching this. Seriously. You owe it to yourselves to stop listening to anything this birth damn fool ever says (cumbersome vid: give it a chance to buffer; totally worth it) - sj
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Thursday, April 23, 2009

"Are you THREATENING me!?"

1 out of 4 people in Texas want to secede from the United States. What are y'all waiting for? If you and the mainstream media (FOX News, Hannity, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh) put the same passion to work on becoming your own country, as you did for your tea parties (however small that output actually was), you might actually have a chance! Just make sure you and the mainstream media don't veer from your tried and true success strategies of outright lying to the masses about what Obama is truly trying to do as President: plenty of folks who are less educated and mentally-crippled will join your cause in no time! I will personally donate $100 to the first, legitimate, organzied movement for this secession action - and I will spread the word on this blog daily. Good luck!

Originally posted on Huffington Post

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Glenn Beck is anti-American, and Anti-Earth!


It's too bad the chainsaw that Glenn Beck had in his studio today (to cut down trees with), wasn't mishandled and severed him completely in half. Can you imagine how much better off America would be without Glenn Beck, thoroughly un-informing his less-educated, backwoods, mentally-deficient listeners with his drivel? Does he even know that we get oxygen from trees? Has he not seen the irrefutbale research, that driving with a bit more air in your tires actually saves gas consumption? He recylces, right? Christ, this guy really doesn't care about this country! And how about the caller who was running all his lawn equipment at the same time? Friggin genius. Below is Glenn's email to listeners today - sj

April 22, 2009
Earth Day!
On Today's Program:

Glenn takes some callers eager to celebrate Earth Day by cutting down trees live on the air. There's nothing better than the sound of a good chainsaw blazing away on Earth day. Check out this call from Tim in Cleveland, who is cutting down trees in Ohio!
Mike in Tulsa celebrates Earth Day by running all of his lawn equipment at the same time!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

While we're at it: Fuck You Too, Glenn Beck!

sometimes it just feels good to say, doesn't it?! Glenn Beck's take on Earth Day is sad; it's the same way republican leadership, as well as MOST republicans and conservatives in our country view it as well, this planet we live on. His statement (below) was sent via email to his listeners today, and is a good representation of just how little those lunatics care about Mother Earth OR anyone who lives here in the future. sj

Glenn Beck: "Earth Day is tomorrow! Celebrate by cutting down a tree with a chainsaw or leaving your lights on while you are gone or anything else that would hack off an environmentalist --- and tune in to Glenn on radio tomorrow to celebrate the most useless day of the year."

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Glenn Beck = Asshat


Aside from being a full-on batshit crazy asshat, Glenn Beck has NO knowledge of history, particularly as (mis)applied to the American cause:
"...Texas says go to hell, Washington, which by the way has been said before. I believe it was Davey Crocket...it’s about time that somebody says that again."

Errr...Glenn? Texas was breaking away from Mexico. MEXICO, YOU F**KING D**CHEBAG!
MEX - I - CO !
YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF IGNORANT SH*T! GET YOUR F**KING FACTS STRAIGHT YOU P*SSY-A**-NEVER-SERVED-IN-THE-MILITARY-MILITIA-WANNABE-TEABAGGING-DIPSH*T!

(cough) Sorry.

I feel better now.

edit: oh, and, by the way, it's "Davy" Crockett. (no e...and he preferred his given name: David)

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Why should mainstream media's (FOX, Rush, Inshannity, et all) abuse of the less-educated in America go unpunished?

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"They're coming to take our guns away!"


truly great piece by Gary Kamiya, originally posted on Salon.com. sj

They're coming to take our guns away.
Cop killer Richard Poplawski is an extremist. But amid the deafening din of the right wing's anti-government rhetoric, how extreme is he?
By Gary Kamiya

Apr. 07, 2009

It would be convenient to pretend that Richard Poplawski, who killed three Pittsburgh policemen on Saturday with an AK-47, was just a right-wing nutcase. A devotee of the white supremacist Web site Stormfront, Poplawski believed that the United States was controlled by a secret Jewish cabal that had a master plan to abrogate freedom of speech and use the U.S. military to police Americans.

It would be easy for us to cordon Poplawski off, pretend that his ugly and paranoid worldview had nothing to do with the Obama hatred spouted by the American right. But the truth is that Poplawski's hateful views cannot be separated from the increasingly extreme ideology and rhetoric that characterize the contemporary American conservative movement. As his friend, Edward Perkovic, told the Associated Press, Poplawski feared "the Obama gun ban that's on the way" and "didn't like our rights being infringed upon."

Such obsessions don't come out of a vacuum. Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and the GOP have been whipping up hatred and fear of Obama and "liberal Democrats" for years. Joined by the National Rifle Association, which has run false and irresponsible ads claiming that Obama is planning to take away Americans' guns, they have encouraged and helped to create a pathological right-wing subculture in which free-floating hatred of "the government" mixes with a maniacal fetish for guns. Poplawski is the diseased fruit of that ugly tree.

click here for rest of spot-on analysis