How to impress a woman: Compliment her, kiss her, love her, caress her, support her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, hug her, listen to her, care for her, stand for her, go to the ends of the earth for her...
How to impress a man: Show up naked. With beer.
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